- The word contemporary in the contemporary art term is such a great thing. It is perfect solutions for artists who are not bother so much about their skill.
- Pop culture provides great power balance toward art. It is a rebel against the rebellious.
- Pop culture makes being inaccessible is a dogma in art.
- It is never about funding. It is about the allowance you get for being good in filling the blank.
- Bad theater ruins your diet. You certainly crave for comfort food after the show to set the emotion down.
- Some visual arts are hard to evoke emotion. How should I get angry to the chair in the gallery?
- If you get a sheer of goose pimple for digging on my creation, that is good enough. If you cried, my mission is accomplished. If you don’t get it, it is never my responsibility.
- Let’s put a one non-perishable stuff in the room. Dress it up with proper sets and lighting. Make everything easy by become so difficult. Wear black and always looks sullen. And finally, shock the establishment with somewhat intellectual statement.
- Your work is based on the anger you vent toward the chair. I hear the table has been complaining too.
- Innovation is a relative term. I tweaked Guernica yesterday.
- What is claimed to be innovative will be obsolete in the next minute. I knew it well from Google.
- Don’t praise your fellow artist’s work. It will only make you even bitter.
- Don’t say out loud and keep all your idea close to your chest. You will do anything except helping others.
- It is never about number of years you have been doing it. It is about how clever your brain can assit you in doing it.
- Make it physically big. So you can hide your ego behind it properly.
- Sealed approval from art guru is the thing you seek in the confession booth.
- You certainly do not get the funding. I see the way you do the work unusually.
- Board of director must be a group of god. I have never seen them but they decide my extinction.
- Don’t believe with the advice you get for your creation. When you fail miserably, they don’t care. When you succeed, you can’t afford to split it by two.
- Change your name. Ethnic name is rather bias. And it is hard to say during award ceremony.
- Name dropping is a good way to catapult your status. But in the diagram, your insecurity is also going up simultaneously.
- Those racking sound is my creation – I forgot to wire one cable.
- Fluke is your best friend every now and then.
- Art school provides certain pride when it goes to the title of your name.
- Mozart’s works are beautiful, let’s skip to the tune I am familiar with.
- The way you can make your work better than your fellow artist is by to dis on his obsessive habit.
- The great thing about art to science is that you always can get away with the theory and explanation behind your creation.
- Art historian can make the hard life of any artist looks incredibly sexy.
- The suffering and tormented life for being an artist is blatant. This was written in the front door of a Taliban Regime officer’s house.
- You can call your lunacy as a manifesto. Rembrandt cut one of his ears. You should do it now.
